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S3/E7: "The Vortex"
The police are finally admitting the disappearances of multiple women near the Rayners Lane underpass might not be a coincidence. Astounding. Less astounding: within forty-eight hours, the tunnel had a ghost. Within seventy-two hours, the ghost had a Victorian backstory, a name, and a TikTok series. I nearly didn't make this episode, because normally I stay about a million miles away from active crime sprees but nothing makes me angrier than hoaxes and if there's an explanati
Oct 23, 2025


S3/E6: Your Brain Wants That to Be a Portal. It's Lens Flare.
A video of what appears to be a shimmering oval aperture above a car park in Ohio has forty million views. I've watched it eleven times. It's lens flare off a wet surface interacting with a telephoto compression artefact, and I can show you exactly where it originates. This happens every few months; someone films something genuinely strange-looking and the dimensional rift crowd gets there before anyone with an optics textbook. Today we're looking at why cameras lie, why comp
Sep 18, 2025


S3/E5: God Didn't Make Miracles, A Diffusion Model Did
TikTok this summer has been wall-to-wall angels. I want to be careful here because I'm not interested in arguing about faith, and that's not what this episode is. This episode is about how diffusion models generate hands with six fingers and halos with impossible light sources, what compression does to fine detail in a low-resolution security feed, and why the visual grammar of AI-generated imagery maps so neatly onto the visual grammar of religious iconography that the overl
Aug 14, 2025


S3/E4: If Aliens Keep Visiting Nuclear Bases, They're Crap at Hiding
Yes. This again. It's not me, it's you. Your ratings have put The Age of Disclosure's nuclear-site UAP sightings back in the news, and now the claims are specific enough to actually investigate. Today we're tapping into Malmstrom, Minot, Rendlesham and Loring to place our peepers on what the security architecture at these facilities actually looks like: the sensor coverage, the access protocols, the alert thresholds. If something genuinely unknown was operating in restricted
Jun 19, 2025


S3/E3: Meta Made AI Friends So You Don't Have to Make Real Ones
Meta has started giving its AI assistants profile pictures, bios, and posting schedules, and Dead Internet Theory is back with a vengeance. We covered this in Season 2, but it deserves a revisit because the landscape has morphed like the Duneiverse. The original theory was that bots had already taken over. The new version is that the line between synthetic and real is being deliberately blurred by the platforms themselves, which is more specific and more troubling. Let's look
May 8, 2025


S3/E2: The Aliens Have Now Been Discovered for the 47th Time This Decade
The Age of Disclosure just premiered at SXSW to standing ovations and a Variety review that called it 'the most credible UFO documentary ever made,' which is both true and also not a compliment. Thirty-four senior government officials are carefully saying as little as they can while at the same time enjoying some film festival caché. Today I'm getting unique access to radar data and sensor footage to probe what the film keeps dancing around: compelling testimony and compellin
Mar 20, 2025


S3/E1: One Good AI Model and Everyone Forgets How Panic Works
DeepSeek dropped R1 on January 20th, trained it for a reported six million dollars, and by the 27th had wiped nearly six hundred billion from Nvidia's market cap in a single day. Both reactions... gaah the 'America is finished' crowd and the gahh 'it's a Chinese spy app' crowd... are dead wrong in unique and fanciful ways. Today we're not only catstrophizing the model but ACTUALLY looking inside its guts to see what it does, how mixture-of-experts architecture works, why the
Jan 30, 2025


S2/E10: Every Famous Person Who Dies Is on a Beach Somewhere And I Wouldn't Blame Them, But No
The post-election conspiracy surge has reached its logical endpoint and also how I want to end this season: Elvis is alive. And now he has company; at least four major celebrities faked their deaths last month and are currently living under assumed identities somewhere warm. Today I want to talk about why our brains resist finality, how celebrity culture has always generated mythology around death, and how I traced one of the internet's favourite 'proof' photos back to its or
Nov 21, 2024


S2/E9: Politicaltucky Pt. 3: The Algorithm Didn't Elect Him, You Did
Welcome to the long awaited finale of Politicaltucky! The votes are counted. The algorithm discourse has already started, and I want to address it carefully because there are two very different claims getting flattened into one. Can social media algorithms influence political behaviour? Yes, demonstrably, and there's good research on this. Can they secretly flip millions of votes without any detectable trace in the underlying data? That's a completely different question, and
Nov 14, 2024


S2/E8: Politicaltucky Pt. 2: The Deep State Can't Reset Its Password
Two weeks out from the election and the deep state is everywhere. I want to approach this charitably, because the underlying concern — that powerful institutions operate without sufficient public accountability — is a legitimate one. The problem is the version being shared online requires a secret global government to be simultaneously omnipotent and completely invisible. Today we're looking at the actual technical infrastructure that runs democratic states — the procurement
Oct 24, 2024


S2/E7: Politicaltucky Pt. 1: The Microchip Was Already in Your Pocket
I don't do politics. I do technology. The problem is that early voting has started and someone has to explain why the vaccine microchip theory requires you to believe that the same governments currently failing to agree on daylight savings time somehow coordinated the largest covert injection programme in human history without a single nurse, pharmacist, or logistics worker leaking evidence. Today we're looking at what RFID and NFC chips actually are, what they can and can't
Oct 10, 2024


S2/E6: The Robots Aren't Running Wall Street (Mostly)
Markets are having a strange summer; for once the conspiracy crowd and the financial press were basically pointing at the same thing. Such consensus always makes me nervous. Today we're talking about what algorithmic trading actually is, how much of daily market volume it accounts for, and the feedback loops that can make markets behave as if they have feelings. Then a little field trip to a perplexing monitoring dashboard; if it's genuine, maybe the future is more predictabl
Sep 12, 2024


S2/E5: The Moon Landing Is the Dumbest Conspiracy on Earth.
Fly Me to the Moon just put a fake moon landing plot on cinema screens worldwide, and the comments sections have reminded me that a significant portion of the population thinks the real one was also fake. I genuinely find this one tedious, not only because it's offensive, but because it requires you to believe that 1960s America — a country that couldn't keep Watergate secret for two years — successfully coordinated a deception involving four hundred thousand engineers, twelv
Aug 2, 2024


S2/E4: The Internet Isn't Dead, You're Just Following Zombies
Dead Internet Theory has gone properly mainstream, and generative AI is getting the blame. The theory holds that most online activity is now synthetic — fake accounts, automated engagement, AI-generated content — and that real human interaction online is essentially over. Here's my position: bots are genuinely everywhere and the problem is real and growing but they're also a suspiciously convenient reason to dismiss real people saying things we don't want to hear. Today I'll
Mar 21, 2024


S2/E3: Your Phone Knows More Than Your Therapist Does But Probably Likes You More
The Vision Pro launched and the 'they're listening through your phone' crowd is louder than ever. I want to be precise here, because this is one of those conspiracy theories that's wrong in the specific way people describe it, but correct in a direction that's both humbling and revealingly narcissistic; yeah they know you, no they don't care. Let's visit some major advertising algorithms to confront how well a system can know you without ever 'listening' to a word you say, an
Feb 29, 2024


S2/E2: Usher Blinked Twice. The Internet Lost Its Mind.
A hundred and twenty-nine million people watched Usher skate around in rhinestones for thirteen minutes, and by halftime of halftime the symbolism threads had started. The eye of Horus in the stage lighting. The Illuminati in the choreography. The New World Order encoded in a quick change. Today technical stagecraft faces off against summoning the Illuminati. Let's journey into the digital backstage of Superbowl 24 to put the annual conspiracy theories out of their choreograp
Feb 15, 2024


S2/E1: The Internet's Facial Recognition Skills Are About As Good As Beer Goggles
Every major tragedy now produces, within about forty-eight hours, a viral thread claiming someone spotted the same crying woman in two separate news events on two separate continents. It's been happening for years and it's always wrong. I'll tour you around the facial comparison tool I built for this episode and have a rant about probability, base rates, why human pattern recognition is simultaneously your greatest asset and your biggest liability, and how to do the maths bef
Jan 18, 2024


S1/E6: The Thing You're Afraid of Just Butt-Dialed Your Ex
Apple has unveiled the iPhone 15 and right on schedule the 5G towers are poisoning people again. The same forums that spent all morning watching the keynote stream are now posting about radio frequency radiation, and I find this genuinely fascinating. Today we're talking about how wireless communication actually works, what the research on non-ionising radiation really says, and the specific logical manoeuvre that lets someone spend ten hours a day on a device while fearing t
Sep 22, 2023


S1/E5: David Grusch Has Never Met This Rock on Mars
David Grusch just told Congress under oath that the US government has recovered non-human spacecraft. I'm not going to tell you he's lying — that's a separate and genuinely complicated question. What I will tell you is that the internet's immediate response was to start finding alien skulls in every blurry Mars image ever taken. Today we're going through the five oldest tricks in the misidentification handbook: pareidolia, compression artifacts, terrible lighting, wishful thi
Aug 3, 2023


S1/E4: A New Lost Civilisation Drops Every Six Months, Like Clockwork
Tartaria is having a moment. If you haven't encountered it yet, the theory holds that a vast global empire was erased from history in the nineteenth century, buried under a worldwide mud flood, and replaced with the one we currently live in. It has millions of believers and zero corroborating documents, which believers will tell you is itself proof of the cover-up. Sigh. Today we're looking at what a real cover-up requires logistically, and why extraordinary civilisations ten
Feb 23, 2023


S1/E3: TikTok Has Officially Canceled the Ancient Egyptians
Hancock's been doing the podcast rounds again and TikTok has helpfully distilled his arguments into sixty-second clips set against the Jurassic Park soundtrack. The consensus appears to be that the ancient Egyptians were not smart enough to build the things they literally built and left extensive records of building. Today we're going back to the actual archaeology and birth of real forgotten technology that's worth remembering and replacing this inane quest for meaning, begi
Feb 2, 2023


S1/E2: The Giants Called, They Want Their Dignity Back
Ancient Apocalypse is still trending, so archaeologists have spent the last six weeks publishing increasingly exasperated rebuttals and secretly enjoying leave of their dusty cubicles. The internet's response has been to invent a race of twelve-foot humans. All of this has caused me to soak deeply in epsom salts and ponder the modern day technology that's eating its own tail. Let's deconstruct the anatomy of viral myth-baiting. Plus I'll get you behind the scenes to see three
Jan 12, 2023


S1/E1: Netflix Thinks the Egyptians Had Lasers. Let's Talk.
Graham Hancock has a Netflix budget now, which means the lost civilisation crowd has never looked more expensive or been more wrong. The show wants you to believe ancient people couldn't have built the pyramids without laser drills, antigravity cranes, or a helping hand from beings beyond the stars. Today we're looking at what Bronze Age technology was genuinely capable of and why handing the credit to aliens is, weirdly, the least interesting explanation available. Plus I ta
Dec 15, 2022
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